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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4158 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6130 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!