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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5503 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2987 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!