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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!