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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down in there! So, like, imagine if your fam was all Minecraft characters, like, would they be chill or would they be like, “I’m outta here, peace out!”
Join this server if you wanna see fam drama unfold in blocky pixel form, like, who needs reality TV when you got Minecraft, amirite? Plus, like, you can build houses for your fam members and see if they actually wanna live in them or if they’re like, “Nah, I’mma go live in that cave over there, bye!”
So, like, if you’re into dysfunctional fam dynamics and wanna see if your Minecraft fam is gonna stick together or fall apart like a Jenga tower, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds, like, what more could you ask for?
