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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3852 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.