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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1110 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.