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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.