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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5367 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 871 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever thought about what would happen if we, like, controlled everything with our thoughts, man? like, our bodies would totally fall apart and we’d end up looking like those aliens from the movies, dude.
but, like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally escape all that crazy stuff and just chill and build and explore, man.
join us and let your mind run wild as you create the most insane structures and landscapes you can imagine. and who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret portal to another dimension where you can meet those aliens and party with them, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride and let’s see where our thoughts can take us, man. it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude.
