Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight and be replaced with a giant banana wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what goes through the mind of biological women who are into trannies? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to explore this mind-boggling question through interpretive dance battles and philosophical debates in our virtual town square.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • literal vanilla

    literal vanilla

    literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 629987 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Potions Brewed: 122
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5568 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 6335
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Farms Harvested: 263

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1607
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Animals Bred: 75 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8855 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MenacingPvP

    MenacingPvP

    If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magic Items Found: 3269 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Last Empire

    Last Empire

    Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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