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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 100 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9490 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!