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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1864 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 4155 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.
so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.