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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9237 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.
so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.