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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
yo, u wanna join this minecraft server? lemme tell u, it’s like if milli vanilli were actually good at something – minecraft! we got pigs that can do the moonwalk, chickens that can sing better than milli vanilli, and creepers that can breakdance like nobody’s business.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.
so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.
