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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9879 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
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