MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3275
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2452	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3341
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	101	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4736
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	2396	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5739
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.