MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Dimension Hops: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Buildings Constructed: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9469
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 263977 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3002
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Buildings Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2070 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1598 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9178 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 203
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 153
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Potions Brewed: 132 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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