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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 216 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.