Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!

On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!

Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.

Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Ores Mined: 4151

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 New Chunks Explored: 339819
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Crops Grown: 6876
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9896 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4651
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5647 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Animals Bred: 63

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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