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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7184 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 162 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!