MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3894
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	121	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4971
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Zombie Dances:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	6701
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	810773
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.