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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3707 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 724014 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!