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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6591 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1112 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3994 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!