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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 605 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 183 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!