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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!