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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2461 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2473 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!