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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1839 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!