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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 995 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4027 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8405 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!