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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3057 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!