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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1898 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!