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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4814 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!