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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3034 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!