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NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	6077	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	8896
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Votes:	9858	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, cravings, determination, Ex-smokers, habit breaking, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, long term, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, perseverance, physical health, QuitSmoke4Years, self-care, smoke free, smp, success stories, successful quit, support system, Willpower, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	164	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2478
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

CelebVillainCraft

Celebrity, CelebVillainCraft, controversial, dark side, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceitful celebrity, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing behavior, dishonest, gossip, hidden personality, IMMORAL, negative traits, Rumors, scandal, secret behavior, Shocking.., terrible person, Unethical

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

Tubix server minecraft

Anarchy, couple, Minecraft, resolution, rules, Tubix server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

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Modern Classic Prison

activities, airdrops, B Ward, bedrock, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Ip:, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, PVP Events, Quests, Version, WarZone Mine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4486
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	3130	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
How can I participate in PvP events?	You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Are there special activities for progression?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
When will guards be added to the server?	Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Farms Harvested:	528

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…

CraftyDateFails

arrogance, bad attitude, bad breath, bad manners, closed-mindedness, CraftyDateFails, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of chemistry, lack of humor, lack of hygiene, Negativity, poor communication, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn-offs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ores Mined:	7693	Emeralds Found:	5821
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

GazaCraft: Rebuild & LOL

aid, Assistance, Conflict, Development, Diplomacy, egypt, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian, Infrastructure, international relations, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, Plan, Politics, Population, Rebuild, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Support, Territory, trump

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we rebuild gaza but with blocks instead of bricks! trump can’t stop us, we gonna make gaza great again with our pixelated pyramids and TNT temples! join us and together we will create a world where creepers and zombies live in harmony with villagers and pigs. who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3558
Meteorites Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1