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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2653 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 384 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6768 |
Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.
So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!