Middle Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ores Mined:	7144	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5688	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	2322	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Towns Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	7137
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Emeralds Found:	5268
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	531

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ores Mined:	6657

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	213

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.