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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3910 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
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