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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2057 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
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imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!
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