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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	575764	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7950	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Farms Harvested:	393	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	2447	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2647
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	135	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	3405	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Items Found:	3349	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.