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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
New Chunks Explored:	78083	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	518756

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	628913	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2961	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	8558
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.