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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Villages Defended:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	760
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5268	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	2543	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	53	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.