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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4784	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Emeralds Found:	4032	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4320	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3687	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	6371
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Potions Brewed:	129

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	5551
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4892	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.