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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Crops Grown:	5801

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6699
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Towns Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	879

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	1623
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.