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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	712616	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	81	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4807
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Animals Bred:	185	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3554
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.