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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7966	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ores Mined:	9824	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1345
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Emeralds Found:	5635

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	213
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	85	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mines Excavated:	3601
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	4116	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.