LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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