so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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