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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5513 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 193266 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
