Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Villages Defended: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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