Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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