Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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