Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crops Grown: 6362
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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